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 15.03.2019
A colleague often travels to a small town in the area where he was born and raised. He has a small house there. Takes beer, meat and procrastinates until Sunday evening alone. 7 hours by car in one direction.

He was regularly forced by his aunt to take her with him. Then the daughter of her friend's wedding, then the evening of graduates of the technical school, then another kind of walk with former countrymen. Well, a colleague is quite introverted, loves solitude and peace. Especially on the weekend. He cuts music and chases himself quietly into his own "world of solitude". For a long time, under various pretexts, I refused. And then he had a vacation and he was going to come there for a week, so that he would be sure to rest. But apparently his mother accidentally burned in front of relatives and this aunt fell on his tail. They have been there for 50 years in some poultry factory, where she started working. And she was invited. The colleague laughed, laughed, and decided to drive once so that relatives would not go afterwards. But apparently they somehow did not immediately address and each understood this good gesture in his own way.

And here is Saturday, evening. 7 hours of verbal diarrhea from the aunt behind. You can relax, cook meat, drink beer. What he actually did. At 2 a.m. the phone calls out. Drunk and happy aunt solemnly announces that she is "everything" and ready to go home. A colleague says he is happy for her, wishes her a happy trip home and puts the phone on. A second call is issued. The aunt is no longer very solemnly informing that he had to take her home. A colleague says he did not promise anything like this, but only guaranteed a trip to one end. But if she wants it, then next Saturday he is ready to pick her up. He puts the phone. Then there were 10 more calls from his aunt, his parents, other relatives. But he did not take the phone anymore. Therefore, you should not be forced into introverts. Learn to deal with everything on the shore.
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