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 21.03.2019
Oh yeah kids! (The Old Jewish Parable)
There was a poor Jewish family. There were many children, but little money. The poor mother worked to wear - cooked, washed, sprinkled, distributed necklaces and cried out loudly for life. Finally, finally out of power, she went for advice to the rabbi: "How to become a good mother?". I left him in thought. My mom has since been replaced. No money in the family. The children were not obedient. But now my mother did not mock them, and a kind smile did not come from her face. Once a week she went to the market, and when she returned, she locked herself in the room for the whole evening. The children were tormented by curiosity. One day they broke the ban and looked at their mother. She was sitting at the table and...drinking tea with a sweet bread!
Mom, what are you doing? And how about us? The children shouted angrily.
Oh yeah kids! The important answer. I make you a happy mother!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2019-03-20/#1004499
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