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 01.04.2019
I decided to play my acquaintance somehow. I had a pack of $100 bills in a bank package. Of course, it was a mule for jokes. An acquaintance comes to visit. I specially placed this "cottlet" in a prominent place. I decided to watch his reaction.

He is: from where! ? to

My daughter has gone to America. I met a wealthy American. Now it’s all in chocolate. It sent me to poverty.

We sit down and drink beer. He sat down all night lying to him how well his daughter was doing. After his departure, he discovered that he had twisted five papers out of that package. I think he is a rat!

The next day he calls me and talks to me. Why did you deceive me. Money is false! I am still in the rain!

How to communicate with him afterwards?
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