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 02.04.2019
I work at 112. Once a colleague took the following challenge (K - colleague, Z - applicant):

112, the operator is, I listen to you.

I don’t have the keys, I need rescuers to break the door.

Q. Do you have any keys? Rescue workers during dismantling damage the door, it will not be repaired.

Z is there. They are with their wife.

Q. Where is your wife?

C in the apartment. But she sleeps.

K to? ? to ? to So wake up!

Z – I can’t...

K is why?

I am a drunk...
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