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 06.04.2019
Returning home late on a taxi Wandex, in order not to fall asleep, I talked to the driver. He puts mat in every word. I, B is the driver.

I: You less argue, you are recorded.

A: And who?

I am “Alice.”

Q: What does it mean to record?

I: That means Alice is recording everything.

Q: It can’t, if it is, then I’ll remove it.

Q: Calls to the phone: Alice, are you recording me? - a second silence on Gogol, a pleasant female voice from the phone - Well, I don't see anything wrong with it.

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I quietly calculated with him, and he was finding out the relationship with Alice.
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