Andrei Rodnenko worked in the warehouse as a receiver. I went on vacation. On the first day of leave, the head of the warehouse shall submit an application for dismissal. The boss rotates the paper and then asks:

Have you just found a new job?

No is no! How a week!

What didn’t I say before? I would work for two weeks now! So in vacation.

Ivan Ivanovich is! What did you think? That’s why I didn’t say.