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 18.05.2019
I live in Dacia. and yesterday. In the morning, I drink coffee on the veranda. They knock, let go - gastarbayters, cultural, polite:
"Lord, let's cut the lawn for you, only 5,000, we won't take it expensive.
I answered:
God, I came with my grass-cutting machine, thank you, I don’t have to.
They smile and refuse:
I’m sorry master))
and today. The car was stolen)))
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-05-17/#1016770
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