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 22.05.2019
Yesterday I went out and saw a neighbor with a mattress, collecting something, under his door.

What good did you find there?

"There it fell, it happened to me at night to put the beaten glass in the track where I am leaving the yard. I’ll catch, I’ll drown the cock!

This morning, just as it was dawned, I needed to go for business. I opened the gate, I was going to drive out the car, and suddenly I see that the neighbor’s cage is moving along the fence.

I have to say that the fence of the neighbor is made of a professional roof and a height of 2 meters, only at the bottom of a strip of 30 centimeters from the grid. Between us a fence of rabbit grid, so I see everything perfectly.

The dog, a neighbor for the night, is released to walk in the courtyard, during the day he is in his wilderness. The dog is a two-year-old Caucasian.

I wonder who he looks like? I see, along the path along the fence, a grandmother goes and carries a bag with a bowl of milk. The courtyards are five by five from me, people keep cows from their fixtures, and the whole street buys milk from them. Here is my grandmother and she carries steam milk from her morning breastfeeding.

While I was looking around, the old lady approached the neighboring gate, and at that moment the cabbage jumped and whispered almost into her ear. What is the unexpected GAV!!! In the ear, from a dog the size of a calf, I don’t think we need to talk. My grandmother struck like the wind, only the broken bank whispered complaining. A couple of minutes later, the grandmother returned, pulled out the bite glass from the package and began to lay the pieces in the track by which the neighbor leaves the courtyard.

Kobe went to volley with pleasure, for today he has fulfilled his task.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-05-21/#1017749
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