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 26.05.2019
Cats should not read it. This story happened a couple of years ago, during the holidays. My brother and family went to Sochi by car. Not the best idea in my view. Nearly three days of road. He is more visible. As an instigation, they made promises to call upon arrival, and tell how they were arranged, and the respondents to water flowers and take out the mail.
Four days later, the newly-picked tourist called. By the acid tone, it was possible to understand that he was concerned about some hemorrhoids, which he wanted to share.
The neighbor in the garage called. He says that behind the wall there is a cat crawling. Need to do something. Open the garage and release the animal.
Shut up, shut up to him. With white heat such shit often happens.
He does not drink at all. And the phone calls, brother, did not respond.
The garage box used by the brother was a relic of the eighties, and more like a bunker. Walls in three bricks. The gate weighs half a ton, and the lock of the system fucking breaks. Everything is caught so that the cockroach will not pass. I did not have the key. documents as well. The Emergency Ministry can and will break, but it will be very convenient to hire a brigade with welding and lifting for restoration. What I brought to the listener. It brought very emotionally.
“Nothing to do about this,” a reluctant relative reassured me. I sent you the key.
It will come in two weeks. Beware of your arrival. I had to go with the first. Two days and that’s all. I summarized my life experience.
It was forbidden to take guides. for the terrorists. We sent you Russian courier mail.
The key is never like an explosive or plague bacillus. And after chasing out the story of a locked cat, no guide will even take money from you.
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Everything will be normal. Two days maximum. It is on Thursday, end on Friday. – I counted in my mind brother – We wrote your phone there. So wait.
I was waiting. There was no call on Thursday or Friday. The weekend was also quiet. No one bothered me on Monday. On Tuesday, I called the holidaymakers and told them what I think about cats, garages, neighbors in general, and about the Russian post in particular. We agreed that if they don’t call tomorrow, we’ll do something.
I wanted to think that this "what that" would not be an option with an emergency system, a lift and welding.
This week was surprisingly hot, almost like in Sochi. What a cat or cat did not want to think.
A long-awaited call on Wednesday morning.
Your banderol came, he gave a loud voice.
I am happy, young man. As a man outraged by Daechel, he had already begun to speak the address to which I should deliver the package.
We do not do so. You come to us with the documents and you receive.- Then followed the address of the department, working hours with a break, and assurances that they will be happy to see me.
to ahrenet. I take documents for courier delivery, a cat bag, rubber gloves and a respirator for myself. It’s about forty minutes and I’m entering the post office and relying on the line of half a hundred pensioners. to ahrenet. To the surprise of the courier delivery a separate bucket is allocated. There was no line there. There were two young men missing. After my explanation of the call and the reason for the visit, one of the young men silently handed me a form to fill in. The presence of clients of young people was clearly annoying. When filling out the form, I did not refrain from commenting on delivery times. My irony was not understood by the postman.
- Yes, you know, a week is still very fast. - The senior obviously said, checking the passport data with the forms. - Time to receive the delivery.
The date is there. Before the signature. I did not understand the conditions.
Set hours and minutes. The postman explained tolerantly. We have an express delivery.
Trying to avoid obscene expressions (debils, bullshit, dumb monkeys) not in account, I briefly explained that in the 19th century, a horse depeas was delivered from the Caucasus to St. Petersburg in a week. He caught fast. Why this noise? They are not guilty of anything. It is impossible to change the system. If teleportation is invented, delivery times are likely to increase. Give up reasoning, time does not wait.
Running out then, exhausted by thirst, hungry, angry donja (the day is lost), I opened the garage door, preparing to meet a wave of wrath. Right on the threshold, he was thrown off by a faint and thin but alive creature hiding in a labyrinth of garbage tanks with a sad war. Here are those on. Ten days without food and water. How many of his nine lives has a cat spent in captivity? I don’t put the mind. Later, discussing the circumstances, we assumed that this insidious creature entered the garage early in the morning, when the brother was driving out the car. The smell of a fishing projectile dropped in the garage probably attracted the animal. The next thing you already know. I anticipate the screams of animal defenders that we are livemakers, and that it was necessary to immediately open the garage and feed the animal, not counting the cost. well well. What if the neighbor felt? Still break, will say heart-hearted ladies, all of whose protective activity is reduced to a call about a cat sitting on a tree and not having the opportunity to descend. Strange, but the TV comes with TV. The rescue operation is broadcast on all channels. I don’t know anyone who has seen a dead cat on a tree. All this is done at the state expense. Rescue workers usually get out of work once they come. Television is always positive. A bit cynical, but real.
However, if there is a person who spent on the life of one homeless cat one and a half thousand rubles (mail fees) a day, a bunch of nerves, roaming and transportation is not in the bill, I will take off my hat and apologize. So be fired.
I saw that cat later, a bit remembered. Car service in the co-operative. Thick and sluggish. Post of Russia – and let the whole world wait!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-05-25/#1018618
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