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 14.06.2019
Once on the wacht worked with one mather engineer on solutions. In the years, but not old, he would retire in a few years.

So, came to the end of his watch. I started collecting things slowly. And he said in a loud voice about himself, - so now the wife to call!

I asked, Uncle Vow, why do you warn your wife when you come? You said, “You have lost your wife.” Buy flowers and make a surprise.

- That's why I call, I don't need any surprises at old age!)
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