Once on the wacht worked with one mather engineer on solutions. In the years, but not old, he would retire in a few years.
So, came to the end of his watch. I started collecting things slowly. And he said in a loud voice about himself, - so now the wife to call!
I asked, Uncle Vow, why do you warn your wife when you come? You said, “You have lost your wife.” Buy flowers and make a surprise.
- That's why I call, I don't need any surprises at old age!)