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 14.06.2019
I had a curious case 10 years ago. He gave his car to Oka a friend to come to his parents in the village and his girlfriends. In the village there is rarely anyone who is sober.

Call and dialogue:

Q: This is a problem, we are in nature and the car broke.

I: What is broken? Does not start?

Q: It is broken.

I: Well, at least it was broken? Can you explain it with your own words?

Q: It’s half broken.

I: I understand, wait for me to come. Explain where.

I am coming... a car.

It was really broken in half... they jumped on the aurages, and at Oka's underarm it broke off at the place of fixation. The question in my head is “how? ? to ? to “”

I look at her and the car... dialogue:

Q: What will we do?

I: We will come to the city, you will go to the pharmacy.

Why go to the pharmacy?

You will buy Vaseline.

Q: I understood it, well.
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