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 15.06.2019
In my family, everything is full - from hxl and above.

I did not have the "right childhood swelling" at primary school, and I was dragged by doctors: they were looking for worms, then terrible diseases, then nervous disorders.



The sixth dietitian’s mother was psychotic and asked loudly to “explain his son’s trouble.”

The doctor is silent, my mother says I will die. The doctor looks at his mother and asks her to sit down.



She sits down, reports that she is ready for everything, just to know.

Nutritionist: “There’s a guess that you’re eating it.”
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