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 16.06.2019
One day he came home in a wild drink, barely reached the bed, fell asleep. I wake up with a wild whimper and the thought of dying.

I feel the shit smells, I begin to smell, I can't understand where the smell came from, I thought the dog was such a shit, gave puzzles, it didn't help. I called my sister, she smelled but she did not hear anything except the sting. I changed my clothes and the cock still smells like the toilet.



Then I remembered. I drank beer, and then a cognac, at night apparently the valve started to pressed went to the toilet, fucked, barely wiped out my ass, then when everything dried up there, I scratched, and then pulled the goat out of my nose with that same hand...
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