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 17.06.2019
I have lived in America for a couple of years. And here all purchases are made through Amazon or Ebay with free shipping home. Markets as such virtually do not exist, mills and shopping centers are on the verge of disappearance.

And from what I’m in the wharf, it’s from the customer support level at Amazon. That everything here is cheaper than in the shops is just the beginning.

I ordered a magnet with a screen in the car instead of an old with screens. 300 was worth. I ordered it, paid it, and promised to bring it on Friday. has not arrived. He did not come on Saturday either. The money was returned on Monday. Magneto arrived on Tuesday. Free magnetol for 300 backs simply because of the fact that the deadline of the order for 2 days.

Another time I ordered a panoramic rear-view mirror, but decided not to bet, it cost $ 9. I press to make a return - I receive a message saying, the money returned to the balance sheet, the goods left to yourself, sorry that did not meet your expectations.

I remember once buying a monitor in our digital store before I left for the U.S., there was a scratch on my leg since the time of the purchase. The monitor turned out to be shit and could not get it back because it was crushed to scratch. I even ordered another monitor in the same store to show that these scratches are on all the monitors out of the box as this is a party marriage and not I scratched.

How here? You just pack the goods in a box and throw them into the drop-off point and all, you are returned by grandmothers without looking into the box! If you broke something within 30 days, smashed it in a box, wrapped it in a scotch and returned it, you will get your money back. Because with their volumes, it is more profitable for a degenerate to simply give money than to risk the reputation of the company, getting at least one precedent of the dissatisfied fool who will climb forums and write "Amazon will not always help, I am fucked up."

And there is also the sale of goods with a huge discount just because of the open box. If a buyer bought something, unpacked it, looked at it, changed its mind and returned it, you can get it about 30% cheaper.

So I bought a DJI Mavic AIR drone for $590 although it was new and cost about $900. And it was all in films, stickers, an entire original packaging, just from the packaging of the box cellophane removed.

In short, I really hope that Amazon will also come to our countries instead of bargain renters from all avito))
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