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 18.03.2009
SIFON (14:30:03 16/03/2009)
Would you like me to tell you a joke about the lily? The radiant is burning.)

SIFON (14:31:21 16/03/2009)
In general, I go through the territory of the magic university, I have a penalty of 5 gold. He accidentally broke the book. A guard runs, and grit, like give a grandmother, or go to jail. There was no money, in prison, the skils are cut. I refuse to. He is attacking me. The magicians of the guild are coming in for me. And a crowd of ten men strikes the guard.
Then I quietly leave, sleep in the universe, swallow magic, go out, and watch the picture. Two guards rush to the magician and begin to stir him up.
He despairingly rejects, rejects, challenges all sorts of demons,
Then he stumbled upon the invisibility and quietly dropped the spell from there. I stand quietly and watch.
Mint, when the magician was crushed, one with the sword grabbed each other, the other was offended and wounded "Pay with your blood" to your combat companion.
Then he lifts up the sword and begins to lick his partner. I am already quietly slipping under the table of rust.
In the end, one mouth kissed the other. Then he leaned to the body and blasted "what horror. The murder" He dropped a sword in his knife and went on to patrol the streets.
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