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 08.07.2019
Spinning left to the lake. He has been there several times. In order to get to the open water, you need to pass through a dry chimney 20 meters. There is a path, everything. Well, I decided to turn a little off the path so that a new place to find a thread. The first thing I heard was a whisper like a whisper. Then someone pushed in the back and a sharp pain in the neck. I didn’t understand Nihon what it was. I took my hands to shake something from my back. But the unknown fool, apparently, perceived it as a challenge, and started to jump on me, like pieces of skin tearing out. It hurts very much. A couple of times it jumped to the ground, and I tried to crush the monster with a spin, but the pale hooks stuck behind the stones and the necklace failed to move. I saw the enemy more or less. The Cat! I am fucking a cat! But healthy fucking and fucking on the whole head and probably even the tail! After 10 seconds of fighting, I realized that I had to be heroic. At first he did not compete and ran (well, as he ran, on the swamp in his boots) to the other side. The swallow already in the naughty just hanged on my back with my nails. When the dirt got deeper, I lost one of my boots. I realized that I was moving toward the water. turned and back. The cat seemed to be tired of heraking me, jumping, and already just mouthed. In short, I slipped out all in the mud mixed with blood, without a booth (I cut my leg on the fist too hard) and without a spin. Later, I was told it was a cat. And I should be proud that I was stunned by the red-booked beast. He scratched me hard, of course. Where the pieces of skin were cut off. Healed for a long time.
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