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 09.07.2019
I see this scene. The director of Bilayna enters a sorting in a restaurant. The poor man is running away. He touches the door, and he is operated by the speaker:

If you want a small one, say 1. if you want a large one.

D is alone.

A - We inform you that washing water today with a discount, $5 for 0.5 liters.

D. Open it now.

A - Also, the bonus package includes a refresher after the toilet.

D. I understood it fucking.

The cost of music in the toilet is charged separately.

D: You are fucking fucking!

Toilet paper is not included in the cost of visiting the toilet.

D. I want to go! Open the blade!

Remember, there are discounts in the evening. Now you can open the toilet door.

D. Go on, don’t have to...

O - You have $19 and 80 cents. A pleasant day. Evaluate the work of the operator you can...
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