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 11.07.2019
The sounds awakened. A car could not get under the windows for a long time. The starter brushes, then catches and swallows in a second. And so for about half an hour. This is the battery - health, see, breathe. Oru: the saucer pull out! and pause. I hear: it starts from the pipe and leaves smoothly. In the evening, I find out that the nine was stolen from our courtyard.

I am going to surrender as a co-conspirator.
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