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 23.07.2019
I went to my mom for a few days. Go to the store.

I take 2 liters of milk.

M is my mother.

I am her son.

M - Take another, it was done three days ago.

I - He's deadline is not yet over, I'll have time to drink.

M – But it’s more fresh.

I - Mom, well, if everyone will only take fresh, then the three-day will stay on the shelf, then it will be written off, the cost will increase the price. In the end, we will pay more.

My mother thought and kept silent for a few minutes. Then found it.

M is fresh. Old men will find out, they never look at the deadline!



Men seem to be guarding the country’s economy, even when they don’t know about it!
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