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 01.08.2019
I have been married for 15 years and have decided to have a child.

We go with her to the pharmacy, she buys 8 packs of ovulation tests, 5 pieces in each.

I ask :

Is it for a year?

She answers:

-Listen, 15 years of marriage, I want to know exactly when ovulation, why another time to bother my husband with sex.
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