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 20.08.2019
This story happened last summer and changed my life forever. I am 21, I live with my mom, my father left when I was 7. Then the family of my mom’s childhood friend came to visit us from another city. Well, according to the classic, my mom wanted to introduce me to her daughter, because I am so shuffled, I sit at home, I don't walk with girls, bla bla bla. The day before the arrival, my mom warned me not to sit at the company until late, as the guests would be early. Well, I bought a beer and in the evening decided to try to find the same girl with whom I wanted to get along. Since I knew all the data, it was not difficult. A cute girl, red hair, blue eyes, still a child’s face, nothing special, the usual profile of a 19-year-old girl in VC. I drank my beer, laid out the couch in the hall and cut myself off.



The guests came in the morning, as the mother promised. After all the kindness, in the form of choking for the cheeks with the words: "what guy was choking out" everyone sat down at the table for tea, the family and we and they are decent, nobody gathered from the morning to binge. After the tea, our guests and mom decided to leave until evening to see other common friends. My daughter did not want to go with them and stayed with me in the same apartment. When I accompanied all their company and closed the door, my mom didn’t blink ambiguously to me.



“What shall we do?” I would like to sit at the computer, as usual, but I thought it would be ignorant. However, she just hanged in her phone and completely ignored my question. No, not a big loss. I sat in front of the computer and continued to suffer from the scourge.



“Do you know the city well?” A soft voice came from behind my back. “Well, yes,” I answered without taking my eyes off the monitor.

"Let's go for a walk, it's better than sitting at home bored. My name, by the way, is Xusha" - she stretched out my hand, I carefully grabbed her, well, I agreed, why not.



We walked around the city, entered the city park and talked a long time. As you could guess, her mother also dropped on her brains about the absence of the guy and was going to introduce me. And what surprised me was that she was interested in a lot, unlike most of her peers. She was fascinated by astronomy, studied piano, read world classics. Xusha easilyined the conversation, there were no uncomfortable pauses at all. The day passed unnoticed, we walked, laughed and when the evening approached decided to go home.



The house was still empty, my mother and her guests have not yet returned.

Xusha spotted all the rooms and said, "Well, we were not just left alone." She approached me and kissed me gently in the lips. I stumbled, stood in a stupor like a degenerate virgin, though they were not. She just smiled widely, took my hand and dragged me into the bedroom where my mother’s double bed stood. After that, she grabbed me with one hand for the back of the neck, pulled it to herself and already with wild force grabbed into my lips, which was a bit painful, and with the other hand she put me in my shorts. I knew no boundaries, but not for long. I forced myself to gather, lying in such a situation I did not intend. I dropped my things, pulled a light saraphan off her and fell down on the bed, kissing her whole body. Then I just pulled the cowards out of her, pulled the rubber on me, turned it on my stomach, gently inserted it, and it went. I tried to think about anything, I didn’t want to drop the time sooner. I remembered every post about shit I’d ever read in Japan. I lost the course of time, but I think it lasted long enough, because at the end she screamed like a sirene. At that moment, I was afraid that the grandmother living across the wall would tell my mother about what I heard. But I could finally relax and finished myself. She turned around, laughed and looked me in the eyes and asked if I knew what gold rain was. I shrugged. “I know, but why do you ask?” “I want you to suck on me,” she said immediately, quickly and confidently, with a voice that she did not speak to me during the day. I barely stopped laughing, thinking it was a joke, but she continued to look at me with begging blue eyes, like a cat in boots, and waited for an answer. I strapped the rubber and started the process, feeling an incredible bliss and relief...



I woke up when my mother struck me with a towel. I barely pierced my eyes, I saw that the family really arrived early in the morning, they stood in the room, together with the same Ksyusha, and looked at me, while my mother fucked me with a towel and cried that I was 21 years old and I... and I lay on the sofa in the puddle of my urine. There was a half cup of beer.
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