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 20.08.2019
The case was: I get a message in VK from an unfamiliar girl, looking very nice, I initially even accepted for a fake. Instead of the expected advertisement, I see something like this: “Hello! How are you living? Do you remember me?” To say that I was surprised - nothing to say, I do not remember having had acquaintances with such a kind of beauty. It turned out that we were in the same camp a long time ago, about seven years ago, and then she suddenly decided to write to me. We talked a little, remembered past times and here she SAMA on the first day offered to meet. Of course I agreed, set a time and then after a couple of hours we sat in the cafe. Everything went pretty well, I took her to a taxi, we said goodbye in a good mood and then until the very night we corresponded.



I thought, maybe this is my chance, such a cool girl first writes to me and offers to meet, you need to take advantage of the moment and not scratch her. I did not even have to do anything, she appointed meetings herself and took the initiative on herself, already on our third meeting it was visible that everything worked out and went smoothly. I didn't believe that this was happening to me - that's how, you can say, a good girl fell to me from the sky.



A week after our first meeting and praised her at the cafe, on what she said, better let’s take a walk near her house, I was surprised, the street was pretty cool and the wind blowed that day, but I agreed, I was no different. After about ten minutes of walking, she said it was frozen and we’d rather spend time with her at home. I wasn’t ready for such an unexpected turn of events, but of course I was glad it was what I was so waiting for. At home, she changed her clothes and came out of the room to me in short shorts and an open t-shirt, sat next to me on the couch and quietly smooked my hip... Since the time of the camp, I knew that she was still loose and behaved freely, but I didn’t think that much... I couldn’t withstand such a pressure and after a few seconds we were both without clothes. I stood, she fell on her knees in front of me, took my device in my hand, and then a terrible thing happened... whether it was from excitement or something else I stumbled on, and not just but with a dull, the most real, it flowed on my foot right onto the carpet on which we stood... We were both in shock, there was something on the face of the girl between surprise and confusion. I fell into a stupor for some time, I stupidly did not know what to do next. And then I quietly turned, left the room, found a toilet in her apartment, there quickly wiped out all the misunderstanding with paper, returned to the room, the bullet dressed and ran out to the street. I just walked the street straight to get as far away from the girl's apartment as possible, went into the bar for cigarettes and smoked, although I didn't smoke, so much at that moment I was nervous.



Further, neither I wrote to the girl nor she to me, it was very uncomfortable and I wanted to forget it soon. This is all over...
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