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 26.08.2019
A friend told me:

He graduated from high school in a deaf province at the age of 16. Then there was such an accelerated course for gifted children. He entered the prestigious capital university, on a budget, and also provided a place in the community. I was proud of myself!

And my mother wiped away her tears all August and told me:

“Son, it’s the first time you’re going so far from home. You will live alone. People in the dormitory are different. There are women. Not good ones! They will take you to their room, and they will offer you vodka, and they will put you in bed. Be more careful! Be more careful! Child, take care of yourself!

And I jumped, “When then! Or rather!”

I signed the calendar, days before leaving, waiting!

I have waited! He sat down and went nervously walking through the corridors. Where are they? Where are these dangerous and beautiful women, ready to take to their room, and drink, and lay down?

I walked for three days until I realized – Mom! What a deception! Worse than "we buy a dog if you finish the year for five", and instead of a dog - a younger brother.

Oh my mother!
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