More about doctors (continuing to stories from 16.03).

History of 4.
Meet an elderly patient.
How long have you been tied to bed? I ask her.
She replied embarrassedly. Not once since my death.
and husband. For 20 years...

History of 5.
The morning walk. I approach one of the patients, I am interested in him.
I feel well, I see on his bowl a bowl with empty plates and
I asked him how he liked breakfast.
Breakfast is nothing. Only Kentucky jelly is disgusting. I could not
Eat more than two cups.
Kentucky jelly was something new in the menu of our dining room.
Can I see? I asked for.
He stretched out his hand and pulled out the package. KY Jelly.
(The P.S. It is a brand of lubricant used during sexual intercourse.

History of 6.
With pain in the stomach, a young girl, punk, went to the hospital. All in
Tattoos and piercings, and with painted and upward hair. has her
He diagnosed appendicitis and was immediately sent for surgery.
When the nurse was preparing her for the operation, she saw that her hair was on her skull.
The punk was painted in green and was tattooed above the lob.
The inscription “Do not walk on the grass.”
After the operation, the nurse left a note on her cover table:
“I am sorry. The grass had to be cut.”