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 28.08.2019
A few years ago moved to a young man, he as a real single man lived without a kitchen, no kitchens, dishes, etc., he is a man of the military, constantly at work, home only to sleep.

I bought the apartment in 15 years, made repairs, floors, ceilings, walls, everything is fine, the living room and bedroom are fully ready, but the kitchen with the bathroom hands did not reach, and "and so will come down."

At first, I was cooking on one electric tiles, soap dishes in the bathroom, which did not fit in my head at all.

Gradually began to move the matter of installing the kitchen from a dead point, here it is worth remembering that it is constantly busy, therefore all the work I control, I also observe the installers, I look at what and how.

I bought all the kitchen appliances, dishes, etc., made measurements, ordered the headset, marked deadlines, I took the weekend and had two days as fun as I could under the constant noise and mat of installers in the kitchen.

I always understand people who do their work, I try to do my best not to interfere, not to meet and not to get in the eye, they ultimately work. On the contrary, think about what I can help them, tobacco, tea, coffee, even sandwiches made in advance to make people comfortable and enjoyable.

The guys finished the installation in two days, everything was done well, I was happy, they, hopefully, too.

A little later decided to order the doors to the bathroom and toilet, I was again challenged to control everything, especially since last time everything went perfectly.

According to the old scheme, everything frozen, ordered, determined with deadlines, I sit and wait.

Nothing predicted trouble, but the beginning became promising, the man who brought the doors, knew in advance that we live on the fifth floor and the elevator we do not have, but this did not prevent him every time, entering the apartment with a new "portion" of tools and component doors, to tell me everything he thinks about this order. Well, maybe his day is tough, I calmly said that if something is needed let him go.

I was watching television, he was constantly drumming something and quarrelling, the outrage was heard even behind the bull of instruments and the noise of the film.

When he finished, I went to check the work, asked a few questions, why this is so, and so on. And then there was just an explosion, he said that he would not explain anything to the girlfriend, once he did so, so it is necessary that it is not his job to check and the housewife I generally like myself, the coffee I made is more like a snack, and in general, normal men don't make them.

His biggest mistake was that I had not yet signed the acts of acceptance of works, and after such a fierce speech, I did not plan to do this at all, I replied to him "not a grandmother's thing" and calmly asked to leave the apartment. I was very scared, but I stood and was as restless as possible. After asking me to leave, I opened the door and invited him out with a gesture, but he was just standing in the hallway and trembling of anger. I began to carry tools to the staircase cage, and he was just standing and holding the papers, it was visible that he was not going to leave and just now will break out of anger and I can get into the epicenter of this disaster and suffer. I offered him to wait for the man and solve all matters with him, but not in my house. He eventually left the apartment and sat on his tools for a few more hours, waiting for my husband to come.

The story ended well, my young man pointed out to him the same shortcomings as I did, but asked to appoint another day to remedy those shortcomings, and, of course, another master. I called the office of the company that deals with the doors and asked to take action against this employee, I don't know if he stayed there to work, but all the shortcomings were quickly and calmly removed by another worker.

What I mean, people are different, there are customers who will eat your brain, and there are workers, masters, etc., with whom it is better not to deal.

More positive and good people in your life.
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