A well-known surgeon said: bring a man without a leg above his knee, everything in blood, no legs. His leg was cut off by a wire at the factory, with the chief engineer of the enterprise sitting in front of his eyes, somewhere in the courtyard smoking and phone calls another person five officials. The wounded man calls the chief engineer all the time, looks in his eyes and asks - Where is my foot, Alexander Petrovich! ? to Found the foot! ? to Call me, let them look for me!

In general, at the same time Alexander Petrovich got sick with the heart, drowned. At this time, the wounded is taken to the operating room, from there screaming "That's a shame! ? to “You are the fucker, the fucker...”

The man without a leg was a fire inspector. When the wire broke off at the production, it really rubbed the inspector's leg, but he was already with an amputated leg and on a prosthesis, the prosthesis broke off the leg so sharply that the cult was also damaged, and among blood and meat the doctors did not immediately understand that the leg was not there before the accident.

True, the inspector was not a joke, but caught a specific shock recurrence and for a week was sure that before the incident he had a leg. Only a bunch of documents, relatives and people at work gradually convinced him that he lost his leg 8 years ago.