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 15.09.2019
$10,000 was not enough to successfully pass the interview.

No, I didn’t go to the prosecutor’s office or the tax office, not even a cleaner at Gazprom. As my acquaintance psychologist said, “Life is richer!” with that in mind that there are more situations in life than the options we assume in our minds.

So, the call: “Dear Simon, this is the company FranKConsultinG (frank consulting), we found your resume and would like to offer a job manager on customer service, a salary of 50 +%, no searches and cold calls.”
In the interview, I learned that the company is advising people who want to trade on forex. The boys and girls walked through the office in a Wall Street Wolf costume. Under the conditions for initiation, candidates undergo free training for 7 days, then write the test and according to the results of it, a decision is made on admission to work. Training is free, so I agree, especially on an hour a day. Honestly, it was interesting, the more the subject is completely new to me. One day after a compulsory training hour, I was invited to stay for additional training which will take place for existing clients, also free of charge. The training was conducted by a 23-year-old financial consulting genius with fat barrels and a pediatrically illuminated brick.
During the training, the lecturer told and asked questions to the audience, some of which I answered. After the class, I was invited to the guru’s office.
The Guru
You understand a number of terms better than our current customers. I was very impressed.
I am
I’ve met those terms before.
“I see you know the dates when slavery was abolished in the United States and slave law in Russia. From this I can conclude that you are a brilliant acquaintance with world history.”
The Guru
In this regard, I would like to offer you a position not as a customer manager, but as an account manager for our clients. Here there is a significant difference in income, the manager has a salary of 90K + 90K of passive income +%.
Well, and of course, the classic of the genre: "I need to agree this issue with the management!"
The next day, the issue with the leadership was solved in a miraculous way. But there is one nuance! People don’t trust managing their brokerage account, a person who doesn’t trade in forex, so I need to take $10,000 somewhere to open my brokerage account. At that moment I understood that wild A*U*AI. Falomorf, I came to work, and I was offered to get 10K green for a successful employment. I gently sent the guru in the direction of the female reproductive organ and said that I was not ready for such risks and better I would remain a customer manager. To what the guru objected to me that the money then I should not bear him, but should put them on his own brokerage account with any broker I would like and generally pushed a-la speech Tony Robbins about the importance of successful success and the problem of loser failures, while trying to show on his phone his insagram where he is on a yacht with blackjack and prostitutes. Honestly, I haven’t watched Instagram so I don’t know what’s there, but I’m sure that in the best traditions of infocygan.

After the training, there was a simple test of 19 questions that I thought I wrote well, and in the evening I was promised to call to report the results. The next morning I called myself and I was promised to figure out what was going on with my test and call back.
I was not used to thinking badly about people and assuming that there was no job "Customer Manager", but there was just an attempt to heat up the next loophole, and only those men who sleep with other men do so.
Probably, I still wrote the test badly and I just didn’t get upset...

P.S I believe in the honesty of the president and the innocence of the officials, in the care of the banks about the clients, in the mermaids, in the households.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-09-14/#1044383
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