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 22.09.2019
The seller from the building materials store tells: a gorgeous lady is coming! feet, heels, hair - a model! The dress is red. Well we are waiting for a dialogue in style: I am looking for such a thing...
She says, “Boys, you need metal welds from one to eight millimeters, with a step of zero to five.”
I lost the gift of speech. The partner's reaction is better, but also dumb, he asks, "Why do you?"
“Yes,” replies the devacha, “makets to do. I am an architect...”
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