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 28.09.2019
Just before the nokaut.

Beginning of 2000. The Drawing.
We go with him to Vasilievskaya. Something urgent. Take documents from the apartment and take someone to sign.
We throw the car at the entrance, run, grab the papers, cut down and nate.
The exit is covered by a silent Mercedes.
- All, he got me - summarizes Kaban.
Who is?
There was a wonderful neighbor in our house. The car park constantly.
Do you know him?
No, but let’s get to know.
The tone does not predict anything good for the neighbor. In the words of Fyodor Mikhailich, we gathered
“To bring some trouble to joy.”

We climb the stairs. We knock at the door. We hold back the urge to immediately serve the genius of parking in the mouth.
The door is opened by an invisible male of medium height and thick design. Looking at the collar. And who would be delighted with the visit of two bald murlocatans with traces of evil on inspired faces and mouths full of obstacles.
– to?
“I’m already opening my mouth to tell the neighbor that he, Mille pardons, misérable and his memeton is frapping the whole secular society in the county, but...
But Kaban suddenly cries out:
“Sensei ni Ray!”
It is used in traditional Japanese worship.
I repeat the gesture on the machine.
The man raises his eyebrows, then picks up, worships in response.
and Ray!
and OSS!
We are straight.
I don’t understand anything, but I keep silent for the case. The sensitive third nostril reports that in this setting silence is not only gold, but also a guarantee of the integrity of the body.
Does the car hinder? The neighbor asks fun.
What a rare, phenomenal insight!!“I want to answer with warmth, “Dove, you are a genius!” but I bite my tongue.
Especially because the face is fuzzy to me and promises nothing good.
And Alexey Borisovich. Sorry for the worry, but emergency circumstances require our immediate presence elsewhere.
I am going down now. Walk to.
And, already closing the door, he notices: "Kekki-no-ju about imammer kat"

Your own mother. Get rid of rude and uncontrollable behavior. One of the basic rules of karate. He washed us!

On the machine we worship again with exhalation - "Oss, Sensei"

We quietly descend the stairs. Finally I shut my mouth:
Who is it?
The storming.
The two. Now we’re going to get rid of him... Where have you seen him?
He gave me the belt.
and stop. I remembered. He was in the cottage when I was performing.
How did he act?
It is brilliant. It was knocked in the third minute.
You’t suffer so much.
That...
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-09-27/#1047155
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