I go to the subway next to a 30-year-old man and he has a daughter aged 5-6. All the way he gets various questions and the most juicy came to the station when it was quiet.

I know what you and my mom will give me for my birthday.
P – and what?(with complete indifference in the voice)
D- I heard you tell my mom yesterday that when I fall asleep you’ll lick a bitch.
P- We’ll give you a cat.

The car fell...