In the eighty-third century, Petka decided to marry him and persuaded Emma to marry him. Everyone believes that the young man was called Peter and his bride was his Emma? and right. Even the militia never believed him when he was represented by Petrov Petrovich, and all because they thought that Ivan Ivan Ivanovich or, for example, Sidor Sidorovich sounds no less credible than even Ilin Ilya Ilyich, not to mention Petrov Petrovich. Emma Frenchwna is a bride. That is, it looked like it wasn’t much that Emma Franzen was still a punk. The fifth is almost livery. Now they are an honorable family of two doctors of sciences and two candidates. The candidates are minors.

So these two untrustworthy in the militia citizens organized a boy and a girl on Friday evening according to the city tradition to marry on Saturday. Their classmates shared as appropriate: the girls went to the right, and the boys - to the left, to the bathroom. In my opinion, it was Strochanovsky baths, and maybe even Sandun, although it is unlikely.

In the bath, the boys drank beer and ate a snack of dried fish brought "right from the Volga" from Akhtuba. What the girls drank is unknown, although it is judged by the result that there was no champagne.

Vanka, invited by Petro Petrovich to witness the marriage, cuddled in the measure of cold beer, wrapped his teeth in a luxurious tiger and clearly said "vuvudu?", which was meant to mean "tasteful, yeah?". No one understood him, he hardly and regretfully pulled the tiger out of his mouth and repeated, "Damn that?" I was surprised at what I said. Ivan did not want to whisper at all, only two front teeth remained in the hard-salted fish. Such a tiger is innocent, and two Vankini's artificial cutters are cut out of it. and half.

- He testified to his own, - all also whispering said Vanka, and you can imagine yourself what he got, - capeci, look for another.

“No, Wang, I’m not going to look for another, you’re a witness and a point. There will be no others. I marry Finngall and I'm not worried about this, Emma's arm is broken, thank God it's left, and you don't notice anything unless you smile and be silent.

I have to say that Petka and Emma went to Tsakhkadzor to ski on mountain skies and what happened – it happened. Petka has a finger, Emma has a hand, and the witness on the side of the bride generally has a leg. One of the two, we don’t even care which leg she broke then.

Ivan was convinced. You just have to be silent and not smile widely.

And the next day, this companion, accompanied by friends and relatives in the background, entered the open doors of the wedding palace number one in Moscow.

Seeing all sorts of types of a registrator aunt only was able to shake her hands and pronounce "save, lords": Peter with a pencil on the half-face. A bride with a broken hand. Witnesses in the coffins. Only Vanka, whole, in a new suit, looked a decent person and decided to save the situation.

“No problem, aunt,” he whispered boldly and smiled.