My son changed the phone number once, I didn’t remember it right away. And here somehow I pick him up, answers a pleasant male voice:

Hello to you!

Sorry, I probably didn’t get there.

Where did you plan to go? (with a clear smile)

Well... it would be good to get on the Forbes list and eventually go to heaven (laughs).

I’m afraid I won’t help you with that, sorry.

Okay, sorry, please say goodbye!

I apologize for not helping. to Goodbye.

After a few days, the story repeats, I again accidentally type the wrong way (then I found out that the number is correct, and the prefix is not that operator called by habit).

Hello to you!

-But, sorry, I was wrong (I did not understand that the subscriber has already known before).

Well why do you say that, you are not mistaken, you just haven’t got there yet. What about the success of the Forbes list?

Well he, I changed my mind.

It’s a pity, but I’m already thinking about how to help you. And the paradise too.

Okay, sorry generously, I hope this won’t happen again, goodbye!

And I hope the opposite. and call.

I hang the phone. I study the situation, how I get it wrong constantly - I find out the reason, I calm down.

And after a week of calling, I take a rub, there is the same voice:

Hello to Hello. You didn’t call me for a long time, I was worried.

I learned the right number. We can end the communication.

Not just that! You make me very happy. You probably have a family, children, a husband.

Well, about...

But in any case, I still want to tell you that my name is Misha Starostin. Call more frequently