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 15.10.2019
Son: “Dad, I don’t want to go to the garden.”

I said, “Friend, I don’t want to go to work. I’ll go to work today and say, “I don’t want to go to work,” and the boss uncle will say, “Then I don’t want to pay you a salary.” Do you know what happens if you don’t get paid?”

The son: “What?”

I: "Then I won't be able to buy us tickets to the water park, to the circus, I won't be able to buy clothes and even bread."

Son: "And I'll come to the kindergarten and tell my aunt teacher that I don't want to go to the kindergarten."

I said, “What will she answer you?”

The son said, “Don’t go.”

My son 3 years.
Eng

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