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 13.11.2019
It was in Kiev in the early 1960s.
There was one family with nine children. Parents — simple plaster very wanted to give birth to the 10th, to get in addition to the order of "Mother-heroine" a large apartment, a car, a lot of benefits and all kinds of other useful things.
But here is the failure - Daddy is out, and the 10th did not work out. They decided to ask for help from someone else. They looked at his construction of the raft, offered him 1000 rubles (money at the time was considerable). He helped quite effectively.
Everyone got what they wanted and seemed to be satisfied. But!! Prorab was wretched and jealous and filed a statement to the court, in which he described the whole truth as it is: he said, the plaster deceived the state, etc.
The courtroom was full of battle, and when the sentence was announced, the people fell under the chairs and began to laugh.
The sentence said:
- in the actions of the accused there is no composition of the crime;
and 1000 rubles. have been recognized as unlawful earnings and must be recovered;
- since the child has admitted that the child is from him, to collect alimony from him until the child reaches the age of 18.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-11-12/#1057473
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