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 26.11.2019
I recalled here, as in the time of my sleepy childhood, if there was a trouble and some people's artist of the USSR or a politician of the Politburo died, then on television the dictator announced that there were changes in the program and instead of the transmission of "Our garden" and "I serve the Soviet Union" now show a movie with the deceased citizen and tell how he raised the village. And because of all this, I somehow very determinedly began to dream that Schwarzenegger would soon die and show him a movie on television that I had never seen before. However, I thought, if they show Terminator or Commando, which I’ve seen in the video show, it’ll be good too. I even imagined how I turned on the TV, and there a spokesman with grief in the voice: "Today, on the twelfth year of life suddenly died folk actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, in connection with which in the program of the programs there were changes, instead of "Play, harmony beloved" will be shown the film "Conan-destroyer".
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