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 23.03.2009
Hello, how are you doing?
Pacha: no, fucking something I run, already 4 times in the evening, to see, I ate the wrong thing (
Sasha is Shaurma? It happens, activated charcoal prime if poisoning, even better sorbeks, well and smecta there, Festal, phthalazole, all the shit.
Domestic mushrooms did not eat by chance or sausage? Did you drink raw eggs?
Pasha: no, just pizza and shaurma, the ass is already hurt))))
Come on, you guys, get treated!
I had a case... in the summer. They all left my house and left me in town for a week. I decided to shake the oak. Stir a whole pot! All the way - on serum, with pieces of smoked chicken, cucumbers, potatoes, eggs, etc. But somewhere broke...Hidden a plate – it was delicious! But the fucking run to the toilet and the diarrhea is unhealthy! Fuck - and the okroška is delicious and its whole pot on me alone! So I had two days of fucking and fucking... it was fucking...
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