When I was a child, I heard that if you throw a petard in the toilet, the neighbors will have a fountain water.

When I was somewhere 13-14 years old, there was not much mind in my head, snow lay on the street, and I had petards "black death" and "corsar", I decided to play the destroyer of legends even before this show began to exist.



I put it in the bathroom to see if it was gone. I remembered, I started washing. The cotton. Toilets and water on the floor. Only the barrel remains and the ring on top, everything on the bottom - in pieces. I picked up the pieces, wiped out everything, I sat in the kitchen.

lived with my father. He comes home, I sit like I don’t know anything. After a while, he goes to the toilet. From there:

So what about the toilet?

I found nothing better:

I do not know! I sat down and he broke.

How can he break?

I don’t know, the toilet has never broken under me before.

He comes back from the store with a new one and says:

- The toilet seller said that he hears about such crashes every day, and you, scuttle, threw the petard there!



20 years have passed and I, in my style of comedy, still deny everything.