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 08.12.2019
As an epigraphic joke.

BBC journalists interview a man in Siberia:
“What about food in Siberia?”
“It is normal! You will shoot the lousy, you will twist the peelmen and put them under the water."
“What about housing?”
“No problem! He went into the forest, crushed trees, built a cottage.
“And what are the negative aspects of life in Siberia?”
It is cold, crazy!!

Our friends moved from Toronto to Miami. The first thing we saw was the snow cleaning machine.
I asked, “Why is she here?”
The owner replied, “When we have doubts about the correctness of the move, we look at it. The doubts are dissipated!”
“And what do you see as the negative aspects of life in Florida?”
“Imagine the sun, the resort, people rest, relax, go to the sea... And you, like an idiot, go to the other side to work!”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-12-07/#1063868
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