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 10.12.2019
I have a friend, let’s call him Fedor (25 years old). He loves to drink. Drink beer after work and whiskey on weekends. I didn’t even know him at the time. It is clear and explicit. It is not bad for Russian standards. A couple of years ago, he suddenly married everyone. Clown, he had no relationship before the word at all. I don't know why his wife chose him, but immediately after the wedding she began to drink him. You’ll see him again in the company, and he doesn’t drink. Let us all ask, “What’s the matter?” “How about driving?” Leave the car!” At first he was justified that under antibiotics, or tomorrow to get up... Sometimes he still gave up and drunk in the hills. And then he has already begun to really hold for more than six months, and I ask him (dialogue restored approximately in shrinkage):

Do you admit that your wife forced you to leave?

“Yes, no, I read Alain Carr’s book and realized that alcohol is a poison that has an unpleasant taste. Moderate drinkers are also alcoholics only at another stage of alcoholism.

Is his wife satisfied?

So I divorced.

O O O O? ? to ? to

I trembled
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