I have a friend, Andrei. He works as a waitress in a restaurant. It tells us what customers are getting.

There is often a police officer there. The waiters do not like to serve him, because he is forever strangled and gives little.

One day, a group of young people came to the restaurant. We went for a walk and ordered the most expensive. And when Andrew brought them the bill, they got the cash, stated that they are not going to pay and can put everyone here.

At this point, the same general, dressed in uniform, comes in and says, “Good, Andrew. Do me as always.”

The crooked instantly hid their quives, quickly paid off and melted.

Since then, the general is the most desirable guest in the restaurant.