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 01.01.2020
We had one client. He often walked into the office, behaving like an old friend. And I have a bit of such, usually such people try to wipe out to give up later. And it lasted almost half a year. Here is his first long-awaited order. My little one did not fail, begins asking for a deferral of 30% of the amount. That is, 70 immediately and 30 after delivery of material to the facility. The customer will give money when he sees the goods. The material was two-component. He paid 70% and vowed to bring the rest in two days maximum. I give him the product but without the second component. I decided to put the second component when it is calculated, and he hasn’t said anything yet. In terms of money, I do not lose anything, I only spent one basic component on paper, conditionally speaking without a reagent. I tell him that before the work must be called by the master, so that I can advise, and that without a call, they do not start. have agreed. The next day. The phone was turned off, just like the next couple of months, but as I expected. Then he claims to the office and demands compensation, said the material is shit. I calmly show him the inscription on the packaging, where black on white is written that you need to mix the component "A" with the component "B". And the second component he did not buy at all. So you can go with your claims on three funny letters. He left with hysteria and mat. Instead, he lost about $8,000. And I was happy to punish another bastard. I never regretted them.
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