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 05.01.2020
When I was 10 years old and I lived in the USSR, which was not distinguished by the variety of goods, a "danger" happened to me - I forgot the keys to the apartment. Mom from work had to come not soon, and to cross through the neighboring balcony (as then practiced) I did not dare then. After sinking a little, I decided to use my considerations for the external identity of my castle with the castle of the neighbors opposite, and knocked. The elderly Zoya was at home.

What to you?

Can you give me your key to open my door?

How is it?

The castles are the same.

I persuaded her to give the key, approached the door and opened it. My friend did not share my joy:

Have you tried before?! to

and no.

The castle was changed.
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