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 08.01.2020
I worked, I mean, in one of the just beginning call centers of our small town. And there they decided to do a little Moskovsky: hollow tea, soluble coffee, sugar, biscuits. Small but pleasant.

But one day with evil eyes in our open space flies the leader, who himself is a moscovite, but by will of fate raised the province from its knees, and simply very loudly and cunningly asks everyone to pause and gather at his table.

The situation is this: our unit, in which 30 people worked a day, drank 12 full cups of coffee in a week, something about a thousand bags of sugar and... 20 kg of sugar! And the hallway is over, from this moment we drink all the command, and then we wear each for ourselves. Everyone went to the injustice of the world, but separated from work.

Comrade who sat in the neighborhood: “No one ever took! I myself constantly look, just the bosses - the tricks are still those, and they came up with a situation so that they don't buy anything more. “Everyone is bad, and we are D’Artagnan.

We broke a couple of phrases, said, offended, and finished.

I come the next day, and here straight from nine in the morning again some fees. It turned out that my neighbor in his backpack carried everything he could, he was caught with a pack of paper for the printer, a couple of cups of coffee, and even a pound of sugar. As a result, dismissal one day, indeed, not by article, but, I hope, the lesson will be learned.

And I remembered for a long time that no one ever took, but how do you know for everyone?
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