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 11.01.2020
Namedny crossed with one of the suppliers, said:
In his youth, he had a long care for the daughter of a very assured uncle. I thought I was getting married now - and my whole life would be a strawberry. was married. At the wedding, the aunt gave a house on Ostozhenka and $ 300,000 (at the end of the 90s - a huge amount even for the well-off uncles). Only this morning after the wedding I realized that the house is counted on the trust, and under the terms of the trust agreement it will be transferred together with all the income from the rental to our firstborn on his 18th birthday.
And the money?
The money is also in the trust and can be spent on teaching children at any university in the world.
Is it like you’re still married?
to marry. I then thought - I will get older - at least the children are sheltered:)))) And then I myself somehow broke up - the girl was faithful, supported!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-01-10/#1072395
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