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 22.01.2020
Usually, a colleague at work every day periodically stands up and walks around the table every 30-40 minutes. Sitting 5-10 times. At first he was stabbed. I wanted to do it openly, but I was ashamed. And the laughter of others did not inspire optimism. I think in the morning and in the evening. I sit there too, but not to see others. I also find it strange that I am not forced to openly do so, but it is easier.

But I was surprised by something else. My colleague did nothing today. I came to ask what happened. And he says - my bracelet discharged in the morning and left it at home on the charging. So, he says, I am free today.

I am an officer. Did you do it for yourself or for the bracelet? He slightly reddened and revealed himself: to me, he says, if I do not do the norm, the wife does not give, so I do it for the bracelet, and for myself too.
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