A woman decides to make a boost for her 50th anniversary. She spends 5000 bucks and as a result feels great.

On the way home, she stops at a stand with newspapers to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she asks the seller:

You don’t mind if I ask you, “How old do you think I am?”

“About 32,” was the answer.

No is! I am exactly 50! The woman answers happily.

A little later, she goes to McDonald’s and asks the young cashier the same question.

The girl answers:

I think about 29.

The woman replies: No! I am 50!

She feels absolutely happy. Walking through the street, she looks into the pharmacy. She goes to the bar and asks the same question.

The seller answers:

I think 30.

The woman says proudly that:

“I’m 50, but thank you!”

Waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an elderly man at the stop the same question. He answered:

“You know, dear, I am 78 years old and my vision is gone. But when I was young, there was a precise method to determine the age of a woman. It sounds uncomfortable, but it will require you to allow me to put my hands under your shovel... Only then can I tell you exactly how old you are.



She waited in silence for a moment on an empty street, until her curiosity surpassed her shame:

“Fuck him, go ahead!”

He slipped with both hands under her chest, slowly drove around, pressed and weighed each chest, gently touched the nipples, rubbed the chest against each other.

After a few minutes of feeling, she asks:

How old am I?

He finished his last compression, pulled out his hands and replied:

You are exactly 50 years old!



Stunned and upset, the woman asks:

It’s incredible, how did you know it so exactly? You must be an extraterrestrial?! to

What the man replied:

“No, I just stood behind you in a line at McDonald’s.