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 24.01.2020
How teenagers hand over phones for repair:

Can the phone be repaired?

Hi, of course leave it.

When will it be ready?

Tomorrow, if the problem is not difficult.

Can not today?

Do you see how much I have on my table? Everyone needs today.

How can I be without my phone all day?

Laden, what’s going on with him?

"Well he fell on the asphalt, his car moved, then the rain began, he turned off. I thought the battery was down. He came home, put on the charging, his sparks flew. Will it be ready today?
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