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 27.01.2020
Honestly, I asked this question to the men with hand detectors who are guarding in front of the metro turbines.

I am answered:

What about a knife? And the gun? And the gun?

What will you do before the police arrive?

I am a fagot. I wear phagots behind my back. It is a musical instrument in a case of decl more violin and rectangular. One day, when I tried the fifth time in a day to put me on the tape, I refused.

I don’t want to, call the menta, get it.

What is there?

by FAGOT

and? ? to ! to

Going to the glass booth, taking a ration or what they have there:

We have weapons. The grenade. No, not aggressive, asking for menta.
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