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 07.02.2020
After the dentist had to visit the store of household appliances. The tooth to the treatment got difficult, ultracaine took on conscience, the jaw to the right did not feel from the word at all.
I walk with my husband on the rows of washing machines, I am interested in washing and chewing on the models I liked. The tongue does not listen - I try to gesture, from the overwhelmed and numb corner of the mouth, saliva betrayally blows. I don’t feel that, I’m all passionate about business. My husband carefully wipes my lips.
I hear behind the back the dialogue of girls-consultants:
Have you seen? Even marry such people!
Stop the diet!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-02-06/#1080505
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