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 05.03.2020
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- Here is a photo of the original document on the vatsap, can you do the work for today?

Yes, +50% to standard payment

Do you need to pay half of the price?

No, this is your standard payment, plus half for urgency.

I can get it tomorrow, I need it.

Yes, +50% to standard payment

I don’t like to pay...

Wait a week.

Okay, we wait

Okay

The next day, the bell at dawn.

Can I get it today?

Yes, +50% to standard payment

Your manager told me that you can pick up at the usual price today!

I was with her until night in the office and I know you didn’t even talk to her.

I won’t order from you because I’ve offended you.! to

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